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  • Me:

    *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*

  • Random Old Lady:

    *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')

  • ROL:

    Isn't he a little old for you?

  • Me:

    Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.

  • Dad:

    *chokes into his drink*

  • ROL:

    You should respect your elders.

  • Me:

    You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?

  • Dad:

    *chokes on his drink again*

  • ROL:

    *storms off*

  • Dad:

    *looks at me with a disapproving look*

  • Me:

    What?

  • Dad:

    Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

betterbemeta:

bluerobotinventor:

ask-unicron:

mighty-megatron:

hotwire-the-merchant:

betterbemeta:

just punch unicron in the face

do it

bury your quarter ton metal fist into three thousand cubic feet of fucking sandstone

fuck this guy

you’re megatron

…He punched Unicron in the face?

Several times.

No, You punched three thousand cubic feet of Sandstone. A frail material Unicron consumes as a side dish. Had you actually punched Unicron i the face, your hand would have dissipated on impact.You are a flea. A harmless, little flea. And if you do not stop talking slag, I will put you in a box, then I will mail that box to myself, and when it arrive, I will eat it.

Did you just…

I give up. My post actually attracted Unicron, and apparently Unicron is a disney fan.

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